Let’s just thank god that John Green didn’t have Hazel and Augusts text like normal teenagers
because can you imagine
my mom wouldn’t let me get a ferret when i was younger because she thought it would turn me gay
well guess what mom it wasn’t the ferret that did it
come here and let me kiss your face you fucking idiot
i could never be a politician because every time it was my turn to talk in a debate it would start off with “listen you fucking prick” like idk how these people don’t do this
Remember that I love you.
When I laugh at things on the internet I don’t even laugh I just blow more air out of my nose than usual.
stay out of my lana del way