clockworkpain:

Let’s just thank god that John Green didn’t have Hazel and Augusts text like normal teenagers

because can you imagine

paradisaic:

paradisaic:

my mom wouldn’t let me get a ferret when i was younger because she thought it would turn me gay

well guess what mom it wasn’t the ferret that did it

lovequotesrus:

EVERYTHING LOVE

merosse:

come here and let me kiss your face you fucking idiot

mileyhighrus:

i could never be a politician because every time it was my turn to talk in a debate it would start off with “listen you fucking prick” like idk how these people don’t do this

myprettydarkparadise:

Remember that I love you.

yugoslavic:

When I laugh at things on the internet I don’t even laugh I just blow more air out of my nose than usual. 

x

3ridan:

stay out of my lana del way

prettycolors:

#f57c0a